WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
Yell at a puppy.
Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
And now, a very special supercut featuring some of the best moves from Dance Your Hat and Gloves Off: DUBSTEP YOUR HAT AND GLOVES OFF. Let’s break it down. Wub wub wub…
Arse Dagger
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This is soo trippy
(via imgTumble)Gaming Logic
more you tilt your body your character will get away from danger
the louder you yell, the more critical hits you’ll land
when you stand up you can see everyone’s weakspots
when you tilt your head you’ll be able to see more of the area
When you lean forward, you get +30% concentration.
When you use controller 1, it means you’ll win
Throwing yourself bodily to the side helps you avoid obstacles in racing.
Threatening the playable character with physical injury will make platform puzzles easier.
All of these things. All of them.